Jon: The last thing I'll write

This is the last thing
I'll ever write
'Cause I will stick my eyes out
with a fork and knife
that I got from my ex-wife

My ears will be next
that will be the best
The last thing I will ever hear
is the sound of my blood filled tears

I can't hear my scream
or see the bloodstream
as I put the cream
on top
and chew through my tongue

I just wanted to stay forever young